idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
she smelled like a LAN party
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
I think I gave the bachelor party directions to the breweries next to my dentist so that they could take me to my appointment and pick me up afterward...
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
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