gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
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