Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
Randomize
