love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
Randomize
