Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
I have tasted many bathrooms
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