he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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