That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
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