dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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