haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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