Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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