You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
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