When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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