Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
I'm going to CVS to meet the Craigslist guy who is going to buy my underwear. If I don't text you within the next hour, plz assume that I have been abducted by a stranger with an underwear fetish.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
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