i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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