would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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