Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
What do I have to do to get you laid? I talked to that girl with the ugly dog for 45 minutes trying to get you in, and all you said was "Steven Spielberg is my favorite director."
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
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