I hate all girls vehemently.
Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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