So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
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