we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
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