Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
Did you actually just quote Ace Ventura during a sext!?
You know it
Dammit now I have to marry you
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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