My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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