I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
Randomize