So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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