We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
nobody is as good of a wingman as me. i make whoever im with look like mark wahlberg during his underwear model phase
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
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