I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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