It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
Seriously? We dated for 2 weeks. TWO. And I've crushed his soul and put out the light in his dark world? What the actual fuck.
Yeah, well. That's what you get for dating a musician.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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