Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
I left his apartment Bc I lost my id. Wandered 5 miles barefoot. Got lost in downtown la. My phone died so I asked for directions from a man at the gas station.. Turns out he was a bum. He led me back to the apartment AND he found my id.
It's like the whiskey god was watching over you
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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