Bro, I met the coolest hottest chick tonight and she has the hottest friends.
Where are you?
Strip Club
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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