Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.
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