They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
there is puke in my bra ... again
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