Dude, I woke up in the kitchen, naked, with a blueberry bagel as a pillow.
Can I eat your pillow?
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
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