if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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