Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
GOOD MORNING! This is your wake up call! Just incase this text wasn't enough, I had sex on your bed last night while you were drunk hitting on my sister. Dan jizzed on your pillow! We rubbed it on both sides! Now get up and go to class!
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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