Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
I would ride that face into the sunset
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
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