Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
sex in a hospital.. check
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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