This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
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