Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
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