did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
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