ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
How does one acquire holy water?
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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