People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
The cop asked me why my pants were around my knees when he woke me from the sink, i replied "Officer, my underwear is still on, nothing bad happened" then he nodded in acknowledgement and we carried on with the paper work.
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