yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
I'm sobbing to NWA
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