I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
I had a dream last night that I had to pretend I liked Dave Matthews Band to impress this girl I was talking to.
I guess it was more of a nightmare.
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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