So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
If you think hives from an allergic reaction to lube is funny, remind me to tell you the story about how I got a black eye from masturbating.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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