is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
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