They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
There is a 97.5% chance that my sketchy roommate is also a hooker.
So when can I meet her?
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
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