I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
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