forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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