i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
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