Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
Quick, to the slutcave!
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
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