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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
I'm at McDonalds and when I walked up to the register the guy said "I'm so sorry." Before I said a word. That's how bad my hangover is.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
On today's episode of "What the Shit Did I Do Last Night," drunk me deleted ALL of the text messages I've ever had. Awesome.
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
I hate closet cases. I've been wooing this chick the entire quarantine. We finally meet up tonight, we're two drinks in, I've got my hand half way up her skirt and her husband calls. She promised to bring home dinner.
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