he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
Is it sad or funny that I just bought two pregnancy test at the dollar store to give away to people on New Year's Eve while driving for Uber.
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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