Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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