Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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